Wordsmith, Science and Wizards

You can explain anything in the world by using the word science. Why is the sky blue? well you could go on and on about boring things like the composition of the atmosphere and the electromagnetic spectrum but I normally respond to these perplexing questions with the simple answer of science. It makes you feel intelligent and confuses the poop out of the person who asks the question, because you are right . Another example is why do airplanes stay in the sky? most idiots would try to delve into some retarded banter about drag coefficients, lift and ratios of weight and power. Why not ignore all these silly things that no one cares about and say science. Try it out, it will make you laugh and possibly ruin someones day.

The addition of the word smith as a suffix to any sort of profession or skill has been lost in the past few decades. The glory days of smith were during the industrial revolution when the term blacksmith was coined. I enjoy adding the ending of smith to any word possible. It would be awesome to bring back ol' smith and use it in odd and interesting situations. There are three main ways to use smith. You can add it on the end of a word as it was conventionally used and develop terms such as truthsmith , wordsmith, drinksmith or poopsmith. You can simply use it by itself and say things like " Freddie is a total smith" meaning that Freddie is the best at what ever you are talking about at the time. Also the term smithed can be used to describe a job well done . An example of this could be " Did you see the game last night?.... The hawks smithed the scrotum's right off of the raptors" .

Wizard is an amazing word . I cannot get enough of it. It can be used in similar situations as the word smith but it has the advantage of being a mystical term. Wizards walk the earth disguised as regular air breathing humans but they are significantly different from you and I. You might know a few but you can never really understand how they do what they do. Wizardry comes in many different forms including: athletics, academic, electronics, language, music or flexibility. There are many other different types of wizards and probably some that I do not even know about. These individuals are normally awkward in other areas of their lives due to their wizardness. If a person can program a particle accelerator but cannot make the ya ya ya with a person of the opposite sex on a regular basis they are most likely a wizard. If a person can hit a golf ball 600 yards but cannot stop themselves from making the ya ya ya with every non wizard on the planet then they are most likely a wizard. So use the term in the right situation and be careful wizards are smarter than you .