Who invited the skinks?

I think it is necessary to get on with the story about how Darrell got mixed up with the retched hairless skinks. Skinks are traditionally a form of lizard but in this case they are Darrell's neighbors who live across the hall in apartment 365. Darrell was throwing a house warming party in his 34th apartment that he has had in the past seven years. Everyone was invited including Frank Franklin, Cynthia Fishburne, Jimmy Jenkins and all the sailors that lived down the street.

The party started off like any party that Darrell has ever hosted . He put on some music , broke out his barrel and got to work on a large bottle of rum. He started dancing and rolling around in his barrel and started chanting his favorite old drinking song... " Darrell in a Barrel" . This was amusing all of his new neighbors except for one couple, the Skinks. They did not appreciate the glorious uncensored kitchen party that was going on in front of them. They wanted to Jeff up Darrel's partying lifestyle and started to hatch a plan to foil future events. Thank god ol' Cynthia
'fishchimney' Fishburne overheard their plans and alerted Darrell. Darrell was too Darrelled to even take notice to the critical event and continued to hurl rocks at his dear friend Frank Franklin.

Harold Skink is one of those wieners that shaves his entire body and does not eat mayonnaise because it is unhealthy. It is incredibly weird that Harry has a stigma about hair .Harry's wife Sheila has an abundance of hair on her face. Don't worry about it, Sheila Skink shaves her face more often than Harold but does show a shadow on her face past the hour of three.

Darrell woke up at 4 o'clock in the afternoon to a totally disgraceful scene. His apartment looked like a war zone, filled with naked sailors and smashed jars of mayo. If there is anything in the world that makes Darrell fly out of his barrel, It would have to be seeing his beloved fishchimney in pain. She was screaming and yelling" Those hairless skinks hit me in the tits with a full jar of mayonnaise." At that very moment Darrell looked over to an equally unimpressed Frank Franklin and roared 'If I were a badger ... I'd burrow a hole straight into the skinks kitchen and teach them a thing or two about mayonnaise". Frank just knew that Darrell was quite angry and was taking out a personal vendetta towards the Skinks but lacked the ability to put it into words due to his daily battle with the DT's.

Darrell from Darrell in the barrel who lives in Apartment 364 now has a purpose in his life of drinking and disability checks which is to ruin a retched hairless Skinks life.